1. Oh, I see, you’re having a bad day. Did you know-this is something I believe I read-that bad days happen to most people? So, you’re not alone. It’s amazing. It’s amazing like a work of art in a museum. You have beautiful eyes. Have you ever painted? Wait here, I’m going to go buy you some-some-some ah-paint brushes and ah-paints to go with them. Oh! And a…canvas. Yes, you’ll need a canvas. A canvas is like, well, it’s like a fresh start, right? Do you think I should get a cat? I’m allergic, but I think I should challenge myself. Or-oh! I know-ah! Yes! I’ll start doing parkour.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum I told Jeff I was having a bad day. Now he’s googling dojos asking if you can learn parkour at dojos or if you need a special gym. I feel better now.

    Oh, I see, you’re having a bad day. Did you know-this is something I believe I read-that bad days happen to most people? So, you’re not alone. It’s amazing. It’s amazing like a work of art in a museum. You have beautiful eyes. Have you ever painted? Wait here, I’m going to go buy you some-some-some ah-paint brushes and ah-paints to go with them. Oh! And a…canvas. Yes, you’ll need a canvas. A canvas is like, well, it’s like a fresh start, right? Do you think I should get a cat? I’m allergic, but I think I should challenge myself. Or-oh! I know-ah! Yes! I’ll start doing parkour.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum

    I told Jeff I was having a bad day. Now he’s googling dojos asking if you can learn parkour at dojos or if you need a special gym. I feel better now.

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