1. “People, they say, they-they look for signs. Do you like signs? I enjoyed the band Ace of Base for a short time. They’re Swedish. I-I-I wonder if they’re sad. I think they should be. They should be sad. I-I think whales should also be sad. Ah! You disagree. You think whales should be happy. You think everyone should be happy. I-I-I’ve been thinking and I think I know what would make me, that is to say, my spirit, my animus, my enigmatic spark, happier. I want to learn how to play the xylophone.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum I told Jeff I was an impasse in my life. I’m still in that impasse, but Jeff and I are enrolled in a xylophone class for couples who are platonic and imaginary friends. I can play “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” now. 

    “People, they say, they-they look for signs. Do you like signs? I enjoyed the band Ace of Base for a short time. They’re Swedish. I-I-I wonder if they’re sad. I think they should be. They should be sad. I-I think whales should also be sad. Ah! You disagree. You think whales should be happy. You think everyone should be happy. I-I-I’ve been thinking and I think I know what would make me, that is to say, my spirit, my animus, my enigmatic spark, happier. I want to learn how to play the xylophone.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum

    I told Jeff I was an impasse in my life. I’m still in that impasse, but Jeff and I are enrolled in a xylophone class for couples who are platonic and imaginary friends. I can play “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” now. 

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