1. “Ah, well, I understand your question, but I-I-I can’t fully answer it. Being cool is like swimming. Overthink it and-and-and you drown! I’m going to buy a koi pond when I go back to LA. I just feel, well, it’s more of an instinct, you see, I had a notion that it would be nice to celebrate Thanksgiving by feeding fish in my own backyard. Ah-ah-ha! You’re laughing at me. See-I’m not cool. I…uh…do you need me to ride you home on my motorbike?” — My BFF Jeff Goldblum I asked Jeff how he got so cool. He’s so cool he said this. His motorbike is red and named “Rusty Tequila Wings”. He’s so cool.

    “Ah, well, I understand your question, but I-I-I can’t fully answer it. Being cool is like swimming. Overthink it and-and-and you drown! I’m going to buy a koi pond when I go back to LA. I just feel, well, it’s more of an instinct, you see, I had a notion that it would be nice to celebrate Thanksgiving by feeding fish in my own backyard. Ah-ah-ha! You’re laughing at me. See-I’m not cool. I…uh…do you need me to ride you home on my motorbike?” — My BFF Jeff Goldblum

    I asked Jeff how he got so cool. He’s so cool he said this. His motorbike is red and named “Rusty Tequila Wings”. He’s so cool.

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