Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

“Ah ah-ha…this is ah..ah…ah…very tempting offer. It sounds as though your love and admiration for me is true. However, as much as this pains me to say, I can’t reciprocate your-your emotions. I believe love is an experience one has when one meets another in person. We are not in person. You are not a person. You are a—what is the term—a bot? A spam bot? And I wish you well.” — My BFF Jeff Goldblum

I showed Jeff this message and this was his reply.

6 months ago  /  3 notes