“Well…I see…here’s the thing…I don’t er, believe Adam Sandler should have played his own sister in a movie. No… No-no-no. I think that um, if you watch the history of films, that um, well, I think men in drag are stealing valuable roles away from female actresses. Like for instance-you-you could have played that part. Ah, ah-ha, don’t make that face. You would need lots of prosthetic make-up. Rick Baker like stuff. Do you enjoy his work? I enjoy his work. It’s…ah…it’s very transcendent. Oh! Wouldn’t it be interesting if Melissa McCarthy played the Dali Lama in a comedy film about his life? I’m not saying it would be, um, successful, but it would be interesting. Interesting. Clear Pepsi. That was interesting, and yet, ah…not successful. Oh, but back to your question, no, I would not like to see Jack and Jill. I’d prefer it if we watched the trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman again on your iPhone screen.” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum

I asked Jeff if he wanted to see Jack and Jill in the movie theaters. This was his eloquent response. 

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