“Ah…so you see that the ah-ah-water represents an event…well, I believe…oh dear, I don’t remember my script. But anyways..you…you could, if you decided to, try to steal my—no not mine—my character’s—I played a character—I was a character—I am an actor who has character and who plays characters—you could use my character’s seduction technique. But ah-ha! Here’s the interesting twist. You can’t use it on characters, but you have to use it on real men. But real men should have character. Do you think Midnight in Paris was a good film? I wish I was in it. No-no-no. Stop. I don’t need your pity. I got to go scuba diving that summer instead. Don’t you think that coral reefs are friendly? You should marry the man of your dreams. If—and I hope this doesn’t happen for you—if-if-if you don’t find love, just go scuba diving. I mean, come on! It’s obvious!” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum

Jeff said this to me after I told him I wanted to learn how to flirt like Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park. I have been lonely lately, but I don’t want to tell Jeff that. He would get worried about me. Jeff is a good friend.

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