1. “Ah..ah…ah..I-I-I saw you looking around for me and I thought, ‘She is wearing a nice dress tonight,’ and it’s like…ah…ah…yes…you looked like a woman in the 1940s who was ah…looking…yes…you were looking for me, but you could have also been—here is a thought—just a thought—looking for your husband to return from war. But no-no-you’re not my wife. This is not the 1940’s. That would be preposterous. We are not existing right now in a time machine. We are at a party together. Where’s the foie gras at this party?” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum
This was also when Jeff and I went to a Clothing Launch Party and it was crowded. I looked at a see-through top and when I turned around, he was gone. It was crowded. However, Jeff is tall, so it is easy for him to spot me in crowds. He found me.

    “Ah..ah…ah..I-I-I saw you looking around for me and I thought, ‘She is wearing a nice dress tonight,’ and it’s like…ah…ah…yes…you looked like a woman in the 1940s who was ah…looking…yes…you were looking for me, but you could have also been—here is a thought—just a thought—looking for your husband to return from war. But no-no-you’re not my wife. This is not the 1940’s. That would be preposterous. We are not existing right now in a time machine. We are at a party together. Where’s the foie gras at this party?” - My BFF Jeff Goldblum

    This was also when Jeff and I went to a Clothing Launch Party and it was crowded. I looked at a see-through top and when I turned around, he was gone. It was crowded. However, Jeff is tall, so it is easy for him to spot me in crowds. He found me.


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      will never NOT be sexy. Forever declared.
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